Sunday, August 19, 2012

Jersey Angel- Beth Ann Bauman

This was awful. The main character was just this spoiled, shallow, cheap do nothing loser who happened to live on the Jersey Shore. All she did was skankwhore around and whine that her best friend got everything. "Why does Inggy get EVERYTHING?" Because Inggy actually DOES THINGS. Like, she DOES HER HOMEWORK AND TRIES TO EXCEL AT THINGS INSTEAD OF SLAGGING AROUND LIKE A WASTOID LOSER. I couldn't figure out why they would be friends. I mean, this Angel bint got to live in her own house most of the year even though she was in high school because her mother happened to own three houses and used the summer rental income from that to support her three kids and her similar wastoid lifestyle. "I'm just not the type of person who can hold down a job!" YOU HAVE THREE KIDS AND LIKE TEN MILLION MEN WHO WANT TO MARRY YOU AND HELP SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY. And all you do is skankwhore around drinking mojitos and making out with high schoolers. And so Angel slept around with Inggy's boyfriend, and you'd think that this would be a point of contention between the two of them, but no. It's all good in New Jersey! Who cares if you're cheating? It's like nothing happened in this book. It was about living a completely pointless existence. I can't believe it even got published.

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